Thursday, December 08, 2005
2 Funny Stories
2 Funny True Stories that have happened recently.
1. Garlic Shake:
Was in Birmingham a few weeks ago to visit DaveR.
Had a great time, been meaning to post news, pics etc about it but been lazy.
Anyway, the 2 of us went to the chipper one of the nights to grab some chips to go with the fish we had cooking in the oven.
Got to the chipper, ordered the chips, waited a while.
The chips are served to us after a while & I ask the guy behind the counter for some garlic mayonaisse.
He leans into a cabinet to pick out the garlic from the other sauces, but they're just in small styrofoam tubs & they're not labelled.
To confuse things more, one of them is mayonaisse, & the garlic mayo doesn't have garlic bits in it.
So it's impossible to tell the regular mayo from the garlic mayo.
He opens the lid of one of the tubs, but decides it would be a bit rude to stick his nose in it.
Unsure of what to do, he closes the lid, fumbles around with a few other tubs, then goes back to the first tub he was investigating.
He pick up the tub, shakes it (?) and decides that's garlic mayo.
Myself & Dave stand there looking at each other in puzzlement.
Anyway, we get back to the fish, which we feared would be burnt.
The fish is cooked perfectly,
& the mayo is... garlic.
Legendary!
2. Auto-Response:
One of the girls in the office is away on holidays for a few weeks.
So she set up an auto-response on her email saying,
'I'm not in the office at the moment. Will be back in 2 weeks' etc. etc.
Someone sent her an e-mail.
They got the response, but had obviously gone on holidays after they sent the e-mail & set up an auto-response themselves.
So when they got the response, their e-mail responded with a response.
And so & so one, until 1,300 e-mails later when the email account of girl in the office filled & crashed.
Madness.
1. Garlic Shake:
Was in Birmingham a few weeks ago to visit DaveR.
Had a great time, been meaning to post news, pics etc about it but been lazy.
Anyway, the 2 of us went to the chipper one of the nights to grab some chips to go with the fish we had cooking in the oven.
Got to the chipper, ordered the chips, waited a while.
The chips are served to us after a while & I ask the guy behind the counter for some garlic mayonaisse.
He leans into a cabinet to pick out the garlic from the other sauces, but they're just in small styrofoam tubs & they're not labelled.
To confuse things more, one of them is mayonaisse, & the garlic mayo doesn't have garlic bits in it.
So it's impossible to tell the regular mayo from the garlic mayo.
He opens the lid of one of the tubs, but decides it would be a bit rude to stick his nose in it.
Unsure of what to do, he closes the lid, fumbles around with a few other tubs, then goes back to the first tub he was investigating.
He pick up the tub, shakes it (?) and decides that's garlic mayo.
Myself & Dave stand there looking at each other in puzzlement.
Anyway, we get back to the fish, which we feared would be burnt.
The fish is cooked perfectly,
& the mayo is... garlic.
Legendary!
2. Auto-Response:
One of the girls in the office is away on holidays for a few weeks.
So she set up an auto-response on her email saying,
'I'm not in the office at the moment. Will be back in 2 weeks' etc. etc.
Someone sent her an e-mail.
They got the response, but had obviously gone on holidays after they sent the e-mail & set up an auto-response themselves.
So when they got the response, their e-mail responded with a response.
And so & so one, until 1,300 e-mails later when the email account of girl in the office filled & crashed.
Madness.
# posted by KevAyreski @ 7:27 AM 
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Cool stories, the guy is obviously a superhero and chipper-dude is his alter ego (although that could also be his super-hero name). He was able to tell just by a shake because chipper dudes secret power is knowing garlic mayonnaise by its viscosity and therefore he just had to apply the jiggle test.
The Jiggle-test that Kev refers to is actually known as the 'Charlote Church Jiggleometer', and does not measure fake or real (who gives a shit) but just measures how well they bounce around inside a girls bra,
Q.E.D.
Q.E.D.
Yes, their viscosity, as Matt said. Or the viscosity of the milk inside. I.E.: whether the content is thin & watery or thick & creamy.
Adding to that, real breats are much better than fake. Is a cartoon drawing of a woman as attractive as a real woman? Do Lara Croft's breasts do it for you? They're just as real!
Do Lara Croft's breasts do it for you as much as a real womans real breasts?
No Lara Crofts breasts don't do it for me as much as a real womans real breasts but a real womans real breasts don't do it as much as a fake womans real breasts.
Confused? Lets move on...
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No Lara Crofts breasts don't do it for me as much as a real womans real breasts but a real womans real breasts don't do it as much as a fake womans real breasts.
Confused? Lets move on...
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