Wednesday, March 22, 2006

 

The Ballad of Jack Spratt Unabridged 2006

Jack Spratt would eat no fat,
His wife would eat no lean.
So when Jack's wife became obese,
Jack ran off with a fit, young teen.

Comments:
So Jack's wife is available then?
 
Yeah, if you like obese birds, who are only gonna get bigger.

I'm gonna write the sequel soon where she gets lonely, goes on the game, get crabs & dies. Stay tuned!

Maybe i'll add you into it.
 
I wanna be wearing a hat
 
Hat rhymes with Spratt so that's good. I can give you a hat.
(Work in progress)
 
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