KevAyreski

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Jack's wife died,
She died of the clap,
Because Dirty Andy,
Wasn't wearing a rubber hat.

They got down & dirty,
When Andy got flirty,
Coz he likes 'em big,
And she was a bit of a pig.

Andy's still going,
But just about,
He's looking ill,
And his health is in doubt.

Jack & his teen,
Were getting on well.
But they had an unexpected accident,
And she's staring to swell.

And we all know Jack,
He don't like 'em obese.
So Andy'll be in again soon,
To grab a piece.